The “normal” way of doing things was never meant for you. Let’s discover your unique rhythms & patterns together — so that you can finally make peace with your brain and build a life you’re truly proud of.
You’ve simply been trying to force yourself into habits, routines, and ways of being that were never meant for you in the first place.
The Instagram strategy your coach said would triple your sales in a month–but instead left you feeling burnt-out and hollow inside?
Probably not designed with your unique Throat Center configuration in mind.
The new job that looked great “on paper”... But started to feel like an itchy sweater less than a week in?
Perhaps was not the best fit for your Human Design Profile (or your Environment).
UMM, HI? IS THIS THING ON? I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY. 🎙️
*And Human Design is not the only solution. To paraphrase Ina Garten: If you can’t make your own neurotransmitters, store-bought are fine.
It can tell you What your true gifts are, what you're here to contribute, And how to navigate the world in a way that works for *your* brain.
And once you become aware of all that? You will be much better equipped to handle anything life throws at you – be it an impossible career decision, a toddler meltdown, or Mercury Retrograde wreaking havoc on your calendar.
Finally, a "how-to" manual for your brain
Looking at your Human Design chart won’t solve all of your problems in 30 seconds flat (or make you a millionaire by 3 PM tomorrow). But it will help you with:
YES, I NEED A "HOW-TO" MANUAL
No more agonizing about which career path to take–or which messaging strategy to choose–for months on end.
Human Design gives you a clear, straightforward approach to decision-making: one that’s based on your body’s innate intelligence, not your brain’s doom-scrolling tendencies.
Tired of people telling you to “just be consistent”? Yeah, me too.
A Human Design reading can show you what your ideal rhythms, routines, and patterns look like…So that you can finally let go of the pressure to be “consistent” and start doing life YOUR way.
You have something unique and special to offer the world. Yes, you. Yes, really.
Your Human Design chart reveals what comes naturally to you (including some clues for how to get paid for it without selling your soul to the Algorithm Gods).
I’m the girl who quit her first (and only) corporate job less than 6 months in, built a freelance copywriting business from scratch during a biiiig season of grief + change, ran said business for 7 years, and…
→ Proceeded to let it all go to become a professional hack internet weirdo star chart whisperer Human Design Analyst instead.
Following my intuition, doing the unexpected, and stubbornly ignoring everybody’s well-meaning career advice has been my modus operandi for as long as I can remember.
If you’re looking for a thought partner who knows what it’s like to not be able to do things the way you’re “supposed to”, no matter how hard you try…
Welcome. You’re in the right place.
Oh, hi there. You can call me Eva.
Oh, hi there. You can call me Eva.
2/4 Sacral Generator with channels 3-60, 27-50, and 34-57
Scorpio Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Aquarius Rising
Two weeks in Italy with no set agenda (but multiple activity options to pick from every day)
EXPLORE SERVICES
Not every Generator is designed to bounce around like a Duracell Bunny on steroids…
And not every Projector needs 3 weeks of bed rest to recover from a single phone call.
During our session, I’ll do my best to weave together all the different parts of your Human Design chart (especially the conflicting ones!) to paint an accurate picture of who you are–no stereotyping allowed.
Deeply nuanced
ASTROLOGICALLY-SUPPORTED
Intuitive + experimental
Even though most of the Human Design knowledge in my brain comes from what I would consider "primary sources" (IHDS & Jovian Archive), I’m not the biggest fan of their (*cough* weirdly dogmatic *cough*) approach to teaching it.
In this house, we like to leave room for nuance, experimentation, and intuitive interpretation... And trusting our own Inner Authority above all else.
Deeply nuanced
ASTROLOGICALLY-SUPPORTED
Intuitive + experimental
The founder of Human Design did not speak very highly of astrology–which is extremely ironic, because Human Design would not even exist without astrology.
If you choose to work with me, I will almost certainly be taking a look at both your Human Design chart and your natal chart before our session in order to ensure you have the most valuable + most illuminating experience possible.
Deeply nuanced
ASTROLOGICALLY-SUPPORTED
Intuitive + experimental
A comprehensive, beginner-friendly Human Design reading designed to show you just how brilliant you truly are.
90-minutes | €225
... As well as a few more advanced topics your brain might be curious about (e.g. the physical Environment that would support you best).
You'll walk away with a solid understanding of your unique Design + plenty of avenues for further exploration & experimentation.
Typically INCLUDES an exploration of:
Your Conscious Sun Gate
Your Definition
Your Undefined Centers
Your Profile
Your Defined Centers
Your Type, Strategy & Authority
Also known as the “What The Heck Did I Come Here To Do?!” reading.
For people who have been experimenting with the basics of their Human Design chart (Type, Strategy, Authority + Profile) and feel ready to go deeper.
90-minutes | €225
Your Channels
Your Conscious Sun Gate
Your Variables
Your Incarnation Cross Quarter
Your South & North Node Gates
Your Incarnation Cross
I believe that the most profound insights emerge through conversation (instead of you simply listening to me yap about your chart).
… Which is why I’ve deliberately kept our session times a little longer (90 minutes instead of the typical 60) to allow space for conversation, sharing, and reflection.
If you’re brand-new to Human Design, I’ll walk you through the basics (Type, Strategy & Authority) while giving you a holistic, non-jargony overview of the rest of your chart.
If you’ve already been in your experiment for a while, we’ll make sure your foundations are solid before moving into more advanced topics (e.g., your Variables).
It’s all well and good to know that you have an Undefined Throat Center with your Unconscious Sun in Gate 31.4… But what the heck do you actually do with that information?
During our session, I will share multiple practical ways you can support yourself during challenging seasons by using your Human Design chart.
"Not vague spiritual language that could apply to anyone, but precise things that made me go 'that's exactly how I work and I've never heard anyone name it before.' The cycles, the Caves Environment, why certainty feels impossible to me... All of it clicked."
THE KINDEST OF WORDS
Naomi, mini Human Design reading client
"The way Eva translated and explained my Human Design to me made everything finally “click”. The energy, the enthusiasm and the confidence I now have to “jump into” the new version of my business is priceless."
The Kindest of words
Lucija, HD x ASTRO advisory Client
"She always holds space for my inquiries and asks follow up questions, weaving together complex information in an approachable way. I can’t think of a better, more devoted, and more caring person to guide you through your chart."
THE KINDEST OF WORDS
Alright, since you’ve made it this far… Let me share a little piece of myself with you.
See that white, rhombus-shaped blob in the middle of the chart?
That’s my wiiiiiiide-open G-Center. Even though it has caused me a lot of heartache over the years (as most of our Open Centers tend to do), it has *also* brought me a lot of wisdom around identity, direction, and purpose.
And its biggest gift? The ability to see and “mirror back” who YOU are: your strengths, weaknesses, and everything in between.
If the answer to the question “who the heck am I?” has always felt elusive to you, I would be honored to witness you + your chart during a 1:1 Human Design reading.
This is who you'll be conversing with →
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P.S. No, I won't just tell you about your Human Design Type and call it a day. We go wayyyy deeper around here.
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